I've only worked for small companies. My current company has roughly 30 employees. My eyes glazed over during the 2nd paragraph. Is this what it's like when you have a lot of employees to manage? Sending Half-Hour Emails with Capitalized Words I've never heard of? Holacracy? Glass Frog? Teal Organization? Reinventing Organizations? Huh? Just let me do my work, damn.
Replace sea org with teal organization, and auditing with 'tension meetings' and you got yourself a new cult!
Then again, I'm just jealous since I always wanted to start a cult :-(