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Downvoted or not, this is now my favorite comment on the site. Bureaucratic surrealism is the best way to describe the situation.
I can't believe I read it to the end. After, I googled some of the text to see if this was a variant of some copypasta.
It actually is. The last two paragraphs are reworkings of Sir Humphrey from Yes Minister, a British political comedy from the early 80s that mocked bureaucracy and politics (while scarily showing it for what it really was).