I apologize, I'm going to do that crass thing about high-jacking the top response.
>Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Peevishness For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Ire That Are Themselves The Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Wrath
That's the name, but it didn't fit (oh, and Elron loves the Culture, he's actually a SC agent, but I digress).
Apple has currently ~$170 billion in cash / structured investments through its hedge fund.
This says three things:
1) Apple is very successful
2) Apple has massive tax issues it's trying to dodge
3) Apple has no clue what to do with itself beyond making toys
4) It now has a >>cashUnless you're going to pull a Bond Movie[1], there's only one rational outcome to this:
When the bubble is that big, and you can't even invest your profits / shareholder dividends / know what to do with it:
Phlebas the Phoenician, a fortnight dead,
Forgot the cry of gulls, and the deep seas swell
And the profit and loss.
A current under sea
Picked his bones in whispers. As he rose and fell
He passed the stages of his age and youth
Entering the whirlpool.
Gentile or Jew
O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you.
Apple won the battle of the 20th Century tech fashion: it lost the war in that it didn't know how to evolve. And no, darlings, a shiny building doesn't count.
Capitalism, literally, forgot how to invest: even Google threw $10 to Musk. Apple has... done nothing with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEJ8lpCQbyw
[1]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonraker_%28film%29