The "ramenize" process they describe turns pasta and rice into something that resembles instant ramen. Clearly, they haven't had normal ramen (from non-instant dried pasta noodles) or even fresh noodles. The verb "ramenize" seems rather ill-conceived. Properly made ramen does have noodles with "al dente" texture, not mush. Some of the cheaper instant noodles turn into mush that practically falls apart on your tongue;…
So pretty much all your rant doesn't apply. Thanks for playing, try again next time.