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A High-Degree Algebraic-Resistant Variant of the Advanced Encryption Standard [pdf]

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Re: A High-Degree Algebraic-Resistant Variant of the Advanced Encryption Standard [pdf]

#2
"In this note we show that a key component of AES in fact contains a backdoor the allows the Belgian Government and The Catholic Church (the forces behind Rijndael / AES design, who obviously hid the backdoor in the cipher) to secretly eavesdrop on all AES communications"

lolwut

Re: A High-Degree Algebraic-Resistant Variant of the Advanced Encryption Standard [pdf]

#3
"...the Impossible Boomerang Attack (IBA) which are especially dangerous as impossible boomerangs are truly impossible while regular boomerangs are possible boomerangs"

wutlol

There's more. Probably just a cheesy way to write a paper you'll retract / rewrite anyway?

Re: A High-Degree Algebraic-Resistant Variant of the Advanced Encryption Standard [pdf]

#4

"...the Impossible Boomerang Attack (IBA) which are especially dangerous as impossible boomerangs are truly impossible while regular boomerangs are possible boomerangs" wutlol There's more. Probably just a cheesy way to write a paper you'll retract / rewrite anyway?

Possibly someone trying to expose bad conferences and journals by submitting this paper and see if it gets accepted.

Re: A High-Degree Algebraic-Resistant Variant of the Advanced Encryption Standard [pdf]

#5

"...the Impossible Boomerang Attack (IBA) which are especially dangerous as impossible boomerangs are truly impossible while regular boomerangs are possible boomerangs" wutlol There's more. Probably just a cheesy way to write a paper you'll retract / rewrite anyway?

Go all the way to appendix B for the serious part.

It's interesting how, besides the obvious jokes in every other sentence, the paper is otherwise almost plausible.

Re: A High-Degree Algebraic-Resistant Variant of the Advanced Encryption Standard [pdf]

#6

"In this note we show that a key component of AES in fact contains a backdoor the allows the Belgian Government and The Catholic Church (the forces behind Rijndael / AES design, who obviously hid the backdoor in the cipher) to secretly eavesdrop on all AES communications" lolwut

I'm half surprised they didn't define algebra resistance as one of P=?NP Person's super powers.

Re: A High-Degree Algebraic-Resistant Variant of the Advanced Encryption Standard [pdf]

#7
post #4

"...the Impossible Boomerang Attack (IBA) which are especially dangerous as impossible boomerangs are truly impossible while regular boomerangs are possible boomerangs" wutlol There's more. Probably just a cheesy way to write a paper you'll retract / rewrite anyway?

Possibly someone trying to expose bad conferences and journals by submitting this paper and see if it gets accepted.

Or perhaps simply for a challenge.