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My Resume Is Total Fiction

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Re: My Resume Is Total Fiction

#41

Another thing which is total fiction is that the colors and font combination used on OP's website have a proper contrast ratio. It's barely readable and if it wasn't for the interesting premise of the title I wouldn't have spent additional effort to read it.

you delicate flower.

Re: My Resume Is Total Fiction

#42

Bait-and-switch article title. I really hoped for some fascinating exploration of CV dishonesty and the game theory behind it. There's a much more interesting discussion around the 90% of the people who don't take the falsehoods out of their story, and whether it's ultimately good or bad for society that they do so. (I can take either side on the "Are CV lies good for the world?" debate.) This fell short of what I wa…

Not sure why you got downvoted - his resume is not a lie. Some other aspirational document, that he calls a resume (but which is never used as a resume) is full of stuff he wants to be true.

Re: My Resume Is Total Fiction

#43
post #26

I've had similar thoughts myself, but wouldn't have been able to articulate it so creatively. I'm envious of that blogger's diction.

Thanks Yosh, I really appreciate that. It's refreshing to write whole complete sentences sometimes rather than just a bunch of assembled if statements =)

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#44

Earlier quoted context omitted.

The other reason the latter is a better plan is because when executing to a rigid plan, people tend to miss or ignore the opportunities that present themselves. This is like people who go to parties with the overarching goal of meeting their future spouse. Concentrating too hard on that goal, rather than just enjoying themselves, can make them miss great opportunities to meet new friends who could be useful later in…

If I could find a party full of female scientists - then perhaps I could enjoy it.

If you can't even enjoy yourself on a party with regular people, I doubt a party with female scientists would go very well for you. (as someone who has went to parties with female scientists..)

Re: My Resume Is Total Fiction

#45

I've noticed a good positive correlation between income and the level of bullshit people put on their resumes.

Some people would simply call that Sales and Marketing, which is pretty much what the OP was discussing.

Of course, S&M has a place in everyone's, even engineers, lives (no pun intended).

The idea of tailoring your resume to hit certain high notes that corrospond with the needs of the hiring company is nothing new, and has been promoted on job seeking sites for as long as I can remember.

It's really no different then wearing particular clothes to an interview...what you are doing is signalling an awareness that you know how to play the game.

Re: My Resume Is Total Fiction

#46

Earlier quoted context omitted.

The other reason the latter is a better plan is because when executing to a rigid plan, people tend to miss or ignore the opportunities that present themselves. This is like people who go to parties with the overarching goal of meeting their future spouse. Concentrating too hard on that goal, rather than just enjoying themselves, can make them miss great opportunities to meet new friends who could be useful later in…

If I could find a party full of female scientists - then perhaps I could enjoy it.

You're right, categorising women based on what they do for a living doesn't sound very enjoyable.

Re: My Resume Is Total Fiction

#47
post #33

IMO, life is not about having a rigid "plan" and executing towards it, it's about having a general direction, being flexible and making the most of the opportunities that come your way. Not only is the latter easier to navigate, you'll be happier because your expectations are more likely to be met.

I think you're agreeing with the OP. He changes his plan once a year - hardly rigid. Sounds a lot like a general, flexible direction to me.

Author here. To be candid, my plan changes all the time. My resume simply offers me a direction to start in.

Re: My Resume Is Total Fiction

#48

Bait-and-switch article title. I really hoped for some fascinating exploration of CV dishonesty and the game theory behind it. There's a much more interesting discussion around the 90% of the people who don't take the falsehoods out of their story, and whether it's ultimately good or bad for society that they do so. (I can take either side on the "Are CV lies good for the world?" debate.) This fell short of what I wa…

Ugh yeah I had the same reaction. Clickbait is not what I expect on hacker news.

Re: My Resume Is Total Fiction

#49
So, again, some 100 words about nothing in particular end up stimulating 10's of thousands of response words.

Why? Maybe its like some carte blanc, where each reader sees part of themselves in the words, and they strike some inner chord that demands response. Maybe great ideas can be contained in only a few lines, distilled to some essential truth.

Maybe HNers are bored, or shallow. I don't know.

Re: My Resume Is Total Fiction

#50
post #31

I worked at an agency where it was common to practice CV-driven-development. You'd decide what bullet points you wanted on your CV at the end of a project - be they new languages, frameworks, responsibilities etc - and manipulated the project (often disastrously) to make them true.

I have worked at companies where this happened some one wanted to get promoted to a first level manager) so to tick the required experince boxes they burned 10 man years and £1,000,000 to re impliment an existing perl system in Oracle as orace was teh prfered solution in our company.
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