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What kind of funny is Kafka?

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Re: What kind of funny is Kafka?

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Did anyone else make it all the way to the word 'Franz' thinking this was going to talk about the distributed commit log service?

You sir just saved me a lot of reading (not that its a bad article). I'm currently working on leveraging the distributed commit log service so my mind immediately assumed that's what the article was about.

Re: What kind of funny is Kafka?

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Did anyone else make it all the way to the word 'Franz' thinking this was going to talk about the distributed commit log service?

"One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in his bed he had been changed into a high-throughput distributed messaging system."

Re: What kind of funny is Kafka?

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Did anyone else make it all the way to the word 'Franz' thinking this was going to talk about the distributed commit log service?

"One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in his bed he had been changed into a high-throughput distributed messaging system."

I'd really like to read this story, although I'd envision the ending closer to Animal Farm than The Metamorphosis. After all, I don't think a distributed, persistent messaging service is quite as shameful/unclean and useless as a cockroach/vermin thing.

Re: What kind of funny is Kafka?

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Earlier quoted context omitted.

"One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in his bed he had been changed into a high-throughput distributed messaging system."

I'd really like to read this story, although I'd envision the ending closer to Animal Farm than The Metamorphosis. After all, I don't think a distributed, persistent messaging service is quite as shameful/unclean and useless as a cockroach/vermin thing.

Any kind of complicated system can contain quite nasty bugs and being distributed one doesn't really help in this regard.

Re: What kind of funny is Kafka?

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The kind of funny where you deplore your best friend to burn all your writings after you die but then he publishes them anyway. "Dearest Max, my last request: Everything I leave behind me ... in the way of diaries, manuscripts, letters (my own and others'), sketches, and so on, [is] to be burned unread" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franz_Kafka#Max_Brod

Re: What kind of funny is Kafka?

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The kind of funny where you deplore your best friend to burn all your writings after you die but then he publishes them anyway. "Dearest Max, my last request: Everything I leave behind me ... in the way of diaries, manuscripts, letters (my own and others'), sketches, and so on, [is] to be burned unread" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franz_Kafka#Max_Brod

You mean Kafka implored Brod, and /then/ he deplored him, posthumously...

Re: What kind of funny is Kafka?

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Did anyone else make it all the way to the word 'Franz' thinking this was going to talk about the distributed commit log service?

Not at all. The fact that Franz Kafka is my favorite writer makes me think of Franz before Apache every time ;) But I must admit that I was very curious about a Franz Kafka siting on HN ;)
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