Oh. Dear. God. JavaScript is going to become the x86 of our time, i.e., the historically awful patchwork of kludges that gets passed onto each generation to kludge anew which also runs the entire world. JavaScript: we don't have integers, but, dammit, we have vector instructions. FML. Maybe it's not too late to take up painting.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/gfw/espruino-javascript...
This is what programming is now.