> You asked a question, I provided the answer and example code to the actual question that you asked.
No, you must emphatically did not.
This is the question I asked:
> Heartbleed was scary because modern, highly secure websites were vulnerable. Is that even remotely the case with Shellshock?
Put more clearly, I was asking for an example of a modern, well-developed website which would be vulnerable to Shellshock. (I don't think anyone would characterize CGI scripts as modern.) Your question didn't get anywhere near providing that.
I don't need a condescending explanation of why Shellshock is bad if you open a shell. I need an explanation (preferably with an example of actual code) of why somebody is actually shelling out in a modern web app.
Put another way, Shellshock could literally cause a computer to explode anytime a shell is opened from the app. This doesn't change my opinion that there's no reason modern websites are opening shells—and nothing you've said provides evidence of that.