I am half serious, but how about making HTML served in TXT records a standard trick for serving small web pages very quickly? There are way fewer network round trips: 1. DNS query for TXT record for example.com 2. DNS reply with HTML content Compared with the traditional 7 steps: 1. DNS query for A record for example.com 2. DNS reply with x.x.x.x 3. TCP SYN to port 80 4. TCP SYN/ACK 5. TCP ACK 6. HTTP GET 7. HTTP rep…
[1] https://tools.ietf.org/html/draft-ietf-dnsind-kitchen-sink-0...