> To cement the point, I'm going to show you what an actual, objective, maximally free license might look like:
> "Do whatever you want with this software."
So here's the perspective shift you need to understand it: that's not "maximally free". Because software is rarely a simple one layer system like:
programmer -> user
Instead it passes through many hands:
programmer -> derivative work programmer -> packager -> user
Your "maximally free" license is only maximal at the first exchange. But it gives anyone in the chain the "freedom" to remove the end user's ability to change the code (or incorporate it into a derivative work) as they see fit.
The GPL, on the other hand, tries to preserve the freedom all the way to the end user. There are way more users than there are middle-men, so I'd say the GPL gives more freedom to the world, even though it ties the hands of the people along the way to the end user ("forcing" them to pass the freedoms they enjoyed on to the next guy in the chain).
It really comes down to whether you believe that you (the end-user) should have the fundamental right to tinker with the source code of any piece of software you buy/acquire/run. The FSF believes in that right. Everything they do falls out from that belief.
> This is probably a good place to mention that the GPL licenses are specifically protected by copyright held and enforced by the FSF.
No, not really—it's not applicable to the situation at all. (A) The GPL isn't itself software, and (B) it's tightly controlled for practical reasons—if everyone and their dog changed little bits of the license you'd have a million incompatible licenses out there. That can only do harm to the ecosystem.