Show HN: A Javascript library to overcomplicate Five • Hacker News Board

Re: Show HN: A Javascript library to overcomplicate Five

#21

Post by saraid216 » Thu, Jul 17, 2014, 4:11 PM UTC

AHA! I knew it! ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES. What can't you accomplish with this library?

http://principiadiscordia.com/book/23.php

Re: Show HN: A Javascript library to overcomplicate Five

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Post by assertnotnull » Thu, Jul 17, 2014, 5:08 PM UTC

This will be ported to GWT 5.5.0 in a FiveLabel. It would fit nicely.

Re: Show HN: A Javascript library to overcomplicate Five

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Post by rmrfrmrf » Thu, Jul 17, 2014, 5:21 PM UTC

oakesm9 wrote: post #3

timme wrote: post #2

finally. shame it's not written in the much more scalable coffeescript.

Give it a day and someone will have ported it ;-)

Done. https://github.com/barretron/five

Re: Show HN: A Javascript library to overcomplicate Five

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Post by vladharbuz » Thu, Jul 17, 2014, 5:29 PM UTC

rmrfrmrf wrote: post #23

oakesm9 wrote: post #3

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Give it a day and someone will have ported it ;-)

Done. https://github.com/barretron/five

But but but I did it first! And you didn't even publish it to npm. :C

https://github.com/vladh/five-coffee

Re: Show HN: A Javascript library to overcomplicate Five

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Post by vladharbuz » Thu, Jul 17, 2014, 5:29 PM UTC

oakesm9 wrote: post #3

timme wrote: post #2

finally. shame it's not written in the much more scalable coffeescript.

Give it a day and someone will have ported it ;-)

How about two hours? https://github.com/vladh/five-coffee

`five-coffee` on npm.

Re: Show HN: A Javascript library to overcomplicate Five

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Post by neals » Thu, Jul 17, 2014, 5:31 PM UTC

andrey-p wrote: post #12

Whoah. The Mongolian word for "five" means "ceiling" in Bulgarian.

Wake up sheeple!

Re: Show HN: A Javascript library to overcomplicate Five

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Post by zaptheimpaler » Thu, Jul 17, 2014, 5:35 PM UTC

I poked around at the source code and this really doesn't seem to be web scale at all. Please look into mongodb to store the five, maybe throw in Redis to cache five in memory, and consider using a real-time processing framework like Storm to implement mapping and reducing five.

Until then I'm afraid this is just far too slow to consider using seriously in my web-scale project. This probably cant even handle 100M+ requests/second. Right now, its just me and grandma so I need 2 requests/sec, but this really doesn't seem scalable.

Re: Show HN: A Javascript library to overcomplicate Five

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Post by [deleted] » Thu, Jul 17, 2014, 5:47 PM UTC

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Re: Show HN: A Javascript library to overcomplicate Five

#29

Post by rmrfrmrf » Thu, Jul 17, 2014, 8:34 PM UTC

vladharbuz wrote: post #24

rmrfrmrf wrote: post #23

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Done. https://github.com/barretron/five

But but but I did it first! And you didn't even publish it to npm. :C https://github.com/vladh/five-coffee

Mine's class-based and compiles to javascript on install. HOLD DAT! ;)

Re: Show HN: A Javascript library to overcomplicate Five

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Post by vladharbuz » Thu, Jul 17, 2014, 8:55 PM UTC

rmrfrmrf wrote: post #29

vladharbuz wrote: post #24

Earlier quoted context omitted.

But but but I did it first! And you didn't even publish it to npm. :C https://github.com/vladh/five-coffee

Mine's class-based and compiles to javascript on install. HOLD DAT! ;)

oh snap