- Move to a country without an extradition treaty with the US.
- Change your identity. I don't imagine they'll put that much effort into hunting you down for just $100k.
- Create a Kickstarter campaign.
- Ebay the next 2 years of life. That way you are only in hock for 2 years, not 5.
- Marry someone and don't tell them about the debt until it's too late.