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Why Van Halen's tour contract had a "no brown M&M's" clause

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This is a fantastic read! If you have previously done streaming using some streaming service and you can't immediately name the format it uses, chances are it is unacceptable and I won't let you use it for my speech. ..This might seem unfair--if a ticket is lost, it could be my fault. But my income is not large, and I cannot afford to assume this risk myself if the event offers me no income. The frustration I feel wh…

I just realized what this is. He wrote a manual for operating himself.

He can rightly say: RTFRMSM.

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It reminds me of the orange juice test. You organize an annual convention for hundreds of people. You tell the banquet manager of the hotel you are considering that the morning breakfast must include a large glass of freshly squeezed orange juice for everyone of the attendees. It must be squeezed no more than two hours before the breakfast. It is not possible to do so. Squeezing that much orange in much a short amoun…

http://www.amazon.com/Commercial-Orange-Squeezer-Machine-rep...

That would work, can do 7 glasses a min. That means means 420 glasses an hour, which would be 840 glasses in the two hours. The question was about hundreds of guests and not thousands so your operating at the top range of that.

Definitely possible!

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Once I buried a crazy request in a list of "you need to agree on these points or the book won't make the deadline" email to my publisher. My editor flat out agreed to them all.

That's how I knew she was lying about having read them and I had to escalate to the production editor.

It saved the book.

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Just a friendly FYI: "electrocuted" implies a fatality. (I learned this similarly on an internet forum I posted the word to years ago.)

Really? https://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Aelectrocute injure or kill someone by electric shock

It's a portmanteau of electric + execution.

It's been misused so often that the non-fatal meaning is becoming a separate line item in the definition, but the parent comment is correct.

Re: Why Van Halen's tour contract had a "no brown M&M's" clause

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http://www.amazon.com/Commercial-Orange-Squeezer-Machine-rep...

That would work, can do 7 glasses a min. That means means 420 glasses an hour, which would be 840 glasses in the two hours. The question was about hundreds of guests and not thousands so your operating at the top range of that. Definitely possible!

Even if it was about thousands of guests, you can buy more than one machine. The only question is, how much is the client willing to pay?

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Please don't be surprised if I pull out my computer at dinner and begin handling some of my email. I have difficulty hearing when there is noise; at dinner, when people are speaking to each other, I usually cannot hear their words. Rather than feel bored, or impose on everyone by asking them to speak slowly at me, I do some work. Wow, I would find that really weird. I hope everyone at his dinners get to read that not…

I have a similar problem with distinguishing speech from background noise - makes pubs / clubs / places with background music a nightmare for having conversations (and hence I tend towards the solitary these days since people tend towards those places for meeting.)

This happens to me as well. I've wondered for years if there is actually something wrong, or if I'm somehow just worse than most people at picking one stream of words from high background noise environments.

FWIW, my hearing is excellent, and I have a headphone hobby. I definitely notice small details in music. I almost always wear earplugs at clubs / loud environments, and in general loud sounds seem to bother me a bit more than others, while my tolerance for extremely loud sounds is low (permanent hearing damage etc).

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The RMS rider is full of lecturing and childish demands. I'm amazed people are applauding him for it.

I'm hardly a fan of RMS, but if you want him to speak, it's on you to meet these rules. It's what I call "autistic-friendly": print up this list, check off each and every item, and you don't have to worry about anything else. He has codified his behavior expectations. If someone didn't know RMS was particular, they weren't paying attention.

It's an operating manual - if you stick to it, it will be fine.

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This is a fantastic read! If you have previously done streaming using some streaming service and you can't immediately name the format it uses, chances are it is unacceptable and I won't let you use it for my speech. ..This might seem unfair--if a ticket is lost, it could be my fault. But my income is not large, and I cannot afford to assume this risk myself if the event offers me no income. The frustration I feel wh…

Do not, under any circumstance, allow rms to stay at the home of a friend, or anyone you respect or admire. "I burned the sheets." is the result in two instances with which I am familiar.

Does he wield a geeky aura of the unbathed?
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