My employee next to me is working hard. I'm in elinks in terminal on HN and on IRC, with vertical split of htop in tmux. He thinks I'm working hard too, with all those numbers, columns, scrolling output and blinking cursor. I feel so bad right now. I'm going to go actually work.
You should actually feel bad if the two of you are working on the same thing.
At least I'm not pretending to work anymore! Win-win.
Thinking out of the box like a boss.