> Can you tell me of any currencies or commodities, from antiquity to 1971, that had any price or value associated with them due to "value as a remittance network"?
Can you tell me any currency or commodity, from antiquity to 2009, that is a trust-less distributed payment network? No, that's the point, Bitcoin is something new to the world; your trying to compare it to those things is invalid.
You don't seem to realize Bitcoin is a new asset class that's never before existed, it's simultaniously a stock, a currency, and a commodity because it's a distributed decentralized corporation providing a trustless distributed decentralized service that is of extreme value to anyone on the planet who wants to move money around. Your thinking is stuck in the past and thus blinding you to something new.
> You say my argument is "trivially invalid", but people realizing Bitcoins are worthless has made Bitcoins worth half what they were four months ago.
No, markets generally retrace sudden gains, that's simply the nature of markets and it says nothing about Bitcoin other than that people are speculating on it which was both known, planned for, and has been occurring since it launched. Speculation and hoarding are necessary to create a market cap large enough to function as a payment network.