I accept that I will be downvoted for this. My impression of the Haskell community is its full of snobbery and complaining. This has got to be the 4th javascript ducks post on hn in the past week. I like hearing the positive aspects of Haskell. However, the language x sucks posts are tiresome. Develop an imagination. Javascript can be wielded very effectively. It's just different. I hope that I or someone else wires…
Why would that happen? Ignorantly bashing haskell strawmen is pretty common here. Btw, while you hit two of the biggest ones, you did forget to complain about it being "academic" and thus unusable for "real world" programming. That should be pretty much standard by now.