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The Rasterbator - Create huge, rasterized images from any picture.

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Re: The Rasterbator - Create huge, rasterized images from any picture.

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When this first came out, I recall bypassing print quotas at my then-campus by finding the ip of and connecting directly to one of the many printers. May I be forgiven, the printer rolled on for what seemed like a half-hour, deposited 100 pages. I took them in a stack to the campus print shop and asked them to cut off the white edges. I'm sure they flipped through - 100 whole pages of dots - and wondered what the hell I was doing, though they didn't ask. A fun time ensued, me carefully taping the whole thing together across the corners. Went ceiling to floor, with a row or two to spare. I later sent the picture in, and was pleased to see it marked "cool" - last time I checked it was in the page 40's.

My friend, she had sent me a picture of Natalie Portman in these sweet retro headphones the day before. I didn't really think far ahead, since I could always print another off. I never did, though. After I put it up, and the sense of accomplishment wore off, I realized I wasn't the sort to put lone wall-high posters of girls up in my room, even with dashing headphones. Not that I didn't think she was very pretty. It should have been Vonnegut, Derek Parfit, Schopenhauer (it's his hair I admire most), David Hume, Licklider, though I didn't know most of them then (not that I truly do now). Natalie remains in one of my boxes of papers, folded into an immaculate stack.

Re: The Rasterbator - Create huge, rasterized images from any picture.

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Where does it say you can't upload vector images? And, really, we're dinging someone for coming up with a product name that isn't perfectly descriptive now?

Surely the name was supposed to sound like "masturbator". I don't think it can have mass appeal with that name, odd choice.

I think a name sounding like "masturbator" is nicely aligned with their domain name: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homokaasu

Re: The Rasterbator - Create huge, rasterized images from any picture.

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I made this great new device called the "Automatic gasoline car to electric car converter." It takes your gasoline car and cleans the outside of it with soap and water! It shines when it comes out the other side! What do you mean the name is misleading? Are you really dinging me for coming up with a product name that isn't perfectly descriptive??

You should email 37Signals about your profound disappointment at how ineffective their "Campfire" product is for making S'mores.

Campfire is a metaphor for collaboration, that's different. He's named his product something specific that's materially incorrect.

Re: The Rasterbator - Create huge, rasterized images from any picture.

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You should email 37Signals about your profound disappointment at how ineffective their "Campfire" product is for making S'mores.

Campfire is a metaphor for collaboration, that's different. He's named his product something specific that's materially incorrect.

Oh, my bad, I should have realized that, when you called out failing to capture the technical difference between rasterization and half-toning in a whimsical name for a service used to make dorm room posters by saying it was the same thing as describing a carwash as a magical engine conversion machine, we had entered the realm of literal equivalency.
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