Earlier quoted context omitted.
I live in the Bay Area and I pay about $800/year for 120KB/s upload (AT&T U-Verse). Certainly no blackjack and hookers included.
Business T1 pipe? As residential users we are I think prone to forget how much cheaper and faster our unreliable async connections are in comparison to business broadband.
a t1 was "fast" about 15 years ago, so if you learned a tiny bit about business class internet right around when you were 20 like I did, that's how fast a connection would have been around then.