Earlier quoted context omitted.
About a year ago I started making a point of sampling all of the teens I found myself in conversation with — family dinners, speaking at high schools, friends' siblings — and asking about their email usage patterns. While it's true that they don't use email as a primary communication medium (yet) it seems likely that this is because they also don't have jobs (yet) and that it's currently easier to talk to their frien…
Wait....there's a myth that "teens don't have email"? Who are the jackasses that perpetuate this garbage?
Without leo, I would have stupidly increased my use of invective.