Earlier quoted context omitted.
"a Yugo rear-ending a garbage truck in Brooklyn doesn't instantly consume all of New York City in a gasoline fireball." My new favorite metaphor.
I'd just like to point out that the Yugo metaphor is invalid because the article specifically states that the experiment involves "beams of uncharged particles — the energy in them so great it could vaporize a car in seconds". So there.
Which comes out to 17.7 billion tons of tnt, or 1.1 million times the force unleashed on Hiroshima.
If we're being pedantic.