I'll vote for "yes" which at least seems intuitively useful in a "yes | rm -i something" kind of way. Well that specific example is useless... Also over two decades ago if you obtained access to someones account it was considered highly amusing to end their .profile with a call to /bin/yes. Oh and before the newfangled /dev/urandom (or /dev/zero) we used to redirect "yes" out to media to wipe them or test overall system thruput.
Now for one thats truly obscure and ripe for abuse because no one ever runs it anymore, try RMT the remote magtape manipulator.