Classic forgetting the full WHERE-part of a manual UPDATE-query on a production system. The worst part is you know you fucked up the nanosecond you hit enter, but it's already too late. Lesson learned? Avoid doing things manually even if a non-technical co-worker insists something needs to be changed right away. And if you do: wrap it in a transaction so you can rollback, leave in a syntax error that you'll only remo…
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#222The following was not actually me, but worth sharing. They had ASIC design runs for research purposes once every three months, yielding your design on Silicon as ten 6" wafers. It gives enough parts for testing the first revision of your design. The person was carrying the wafers to a vendor for cutting into separate ICs and packaging or something. Gets to the parking lot, and where are the keys. Puts the wafers on t…
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#223I messed up epically on an interview. It was a 3 part interview for a JS/RoR coder. 1. I passed the resume and chat portion 2. I passed the telephone questionnaire and got along great with the interviewer 3. (Fail) I scheduled my interview on a Friday at 4:30pm and there is a 30 min travel time. I left 1hr early...still it was Memorial Day weekend, so I thought the streets would be quicker than the freeway since it w…
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#225I once worked for a company that schedules advertising before films. This wasn't in the US and the company had a monopoly over all of the ads shown across the country. It was my first programming job and done during university holidays, so I was there for a couple of months and then back to university. Toward the end of the following year I get a phone call: something was wrong with the system, it was allowing agents…
That time isn't normal where you are? How much did you make selling your system to the UK cinema industry? :)
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#226I'm still not sure how this bug slipped past the bank's tough app certification process, though.
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#227Boss: We have thousands of bad orders that must be fixed now! Me: No we don't. We have 121 bad orders. Boss: There are thousands of them! Me: No there aren't. There are exactly 121 of them. I'm sure. Boss: I'm not going to argue with you! Me: Good. Because you'd lose. I fixed 121 orders that night. The next day my login & password wouldn't work.
That's how they "notified" people. You got to play a lucky jackpot game of logging into your desktop after the meeting to see if you still had a job. Straight out of Dilbert.
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#228Long ago when I was, I think, a sophomore in college and worked for the university IT group, I was trying to add an external drive to an early NeXT machine [1]. I wanted to try out their fancy GUI development stuff, you see. I was at best a modestly competent Unix admin, and this was circa NextStep 1.0, so the OS was... rough. It was in the dark days of SCSI terminators, so just telling if the drive was properly conn…
root shell, plus rm with any sort of wildcard matching, plus a bit too much of a delay before you get your shell prompt back results in a very specific kind of panicked anxiety that almost anyone who has been programming or sysadmining for a while can easily relate to.
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#229Earlier quoted context omitted.
Can't agree more with Patrick, mine is formulated a bit differently: Lesson #1: Don't push code on Friday afternoon. Lesson #2: Beer, Code and Commit is totally fine. Just don't push! Wait until next day to review and push/deploy it..
Lesson 1 rings a mad bell. I distinctively remember a text from a colleague saying "yeah, I'm never launching anything on a Friday". As a general rule, the best time to launch is first thing on a Tuesday. Why Tuesday morning? We are also well aware of "Monday morning madness" too - pre-planning stress for Monday morning is akin to masochism.
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#230Earlier quoted context omitted.
Lesson 1 rings a mad bell. I distinctively remember a text from a colleague saying "yeah, I'm never launching anything on a Friday". As a general rule, the best time to launch is first thing on a Tuesday. Why Tuesday morning? We are also well aware of "Monday morning madness" too - pre-planning stress for Monday morning is akin to masochism.
I wonder if this is the rationale for Patch Tuesday.