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wow, you really hate PHP. That that mold infested roof caved in house runs a great deal of the web.
I'm actually a tad worried about what will happen to all the people who coded primarily PHP for their whole life when that roof finally collapses. Seems like it might look a bit like what happened with Symbian / Nokia -- they also had a massive cognitive dissonance over the quality of the developer environment, and when the system finally broke, it broke quickly and in a nasty way. Then again, it's not impossible to…
Symbian / Nokia went the way of the dodo because the end user fell in love with the ease of use of the iPhone.
In our case, the end users are people who use the internet, not the ones writing code.
Your argument is about as ridiculous as I can imagine, with no real data to back it up other than your frothing hatred of a language.