Hacker Typer: How To Look Insanely Busy In A Coffee Shop (2011)
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Re: Hacker Typer: How To Look Insanely Busy In A Coffee Shop (2011)
#2This is hilarious! Great work
Re: Hacker Typer: How To Look Insanely Busy In A Coffee Shop (2011)
#3I once wrote a quick Java program that recorded our project's build output (about 5 minute's worth at the time) and captured the time between each line of the output. Then it could play back the build output at the same pace. I could run that in a loop in a shell window and I could nap for an hour while it looked like I was waiting on a build to finish.
We joked about having a screensaver that looked like code being written and played realistic keystroke sounds like you were typing.
Re: Hacker Typer: How To Look Insanely Busy In A Coffee Shop (2011)
#4I once wrote a quick Java program that recorded our project's build output (about 5 minute's worth at the time) and captured the time between each line of the output. Then it could play back the build output at the same pace. I could run that in a loop in a shell window and I could nap for an hour while it looked like I was waiting on a build to finish. We joked about having a screensaver that looked like code being…
Then you just need a keyboard with pulls the right buttons down while you are napping with your hands on said keyboard.
Re: Hacker Typer: How To Look Insanely Busy In A Coffee Shop (2011)
#5Genius!
Re: Hacker Typer: How To Look Insanely Busy In A Coffee Shop (2011)
#6OT but this is the first time I've seen the ternary operator used with only one operand. Apparently, it's only valid in GNU C though.
Re: Hacker Typer: How To Look Insanely Busy In A Coffee Shop (2011)
#7The best part IMO is that backspace functions like backspace.
Re: Hacker Typer: How To Look Insanely Busy In A Coffee Shop (2011)
#8Clever and satirical. Nice.
Re: Hacker Typer: How To Look Insanely Busy In A Coffee Shop (2011)
#9The file you appear to type is groups.c from the linux kernel:
https://github.com/torvalds/linux/blob/dc0755cdb16cb129c4054...
Re: Hacker Typer: How To Look Insanely Busy In A Coffee Shop (2011)
#10Tip: Hit Cap Lock 3x (Then hit Alt 3x)