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Bartender 99.9% win. The default behavior of some status menu items not being command key movable is bad UX. Combine that with, as others noticed, accretion of icons that the menu bar lops off an arbitrary number of left side of the status bar doesn't help matters.
Thats because to enable that feature you need to access private APIs, and then won't be allowed in the app store.
"There's always a legal way around any rule."