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Re: Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles

#221
Well, here are my top 10:

    MIT scientist captures 90,000 hours of video of Mayor Rob Ford smoking crack.

    What Every C Programmer Should Know About Fitness is a straight-up Ponzi scheme

    Name.com hijacks non-existent subdomains and redirects to their help Text

    WebKit is the sum of three primes 

    John's Phone: a minimalist cell phone unlocking and fixes the DMCA

    On Confirmed Assumptions or, Not Trusting Google is evil now? Let's Get Real. How About Apple?

    Ask PG: could you travel across the U.S. government poisoned alcohol during Prohibition

    Beej's Guide to Social Hacking: How we screwed (almost) the whole Apple community

   JS roguelike game: The Royal Canadian Mint just announced a new alternative to Github

   Ed McMillen: Ubuntu Store Sold Super Meat Boy leaves database wide 

This thing is hilarious.

Re: Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles

#222

> "I took the top 10 daily posts for the last 3 years from Hacker News Daily (sorry about the few thousand wgets last night!)" I believe you could HNSearch API ( https://www.hnsearch.com/api ) and that would not impact the website performance

HNSearch does not allow chronological searching and has a limit of 1000 posts per query. Unfortunately.

I have plans for a more detailed first-party API: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6818059

Re: Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles

#223

I was inspired by this comment https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6813162 I find that lookback of 2 generally creates more entertaining titles. Lookback of 3 usually seems to just splice together two titles (which can be hilarious, and is usually more grammatically correct), and lookback of 1 tends to generate more nonsense. Some fun ones I found just now: The Neuroscientist Who Discovered He Was a Teenage Hacker H…

Oh boy, I haven't lauhde this hard for a while. You have created a masterpiece of algorithmic humor. A few gems from my trials: HIV-Infected Infant Cured With Early Use of 'App Store' First employee of startup? You are not colder than absolute zero No, really, pi is wrong: The NSA slide you haven’t seen $100k Revenues in One Click.

This one is so real!

Q: “How much does an app cost?” A: “About as much as I make?

Too scared to write a simple operating system

Cook something or get out of bed for less than $10,000 per day.”

In Math You Have to Find Them

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Re: Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles

#225
post #98

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Couldn't resist from posting these: -How Facebook is killing Linux on the desktop -MongoDB Raises $150 Million - And Still Isn't Difficult Enough To Watch HBO Shows -Facebook claims it can read your e-mail without a data plan -I am depressed and I need someone to talk to restaurants. -Ask PG: Will you share your data in plain English -France convicts Google Maps for iOS -Mars water surprise in Curiosity rover – I am…

-RSS Is Dying, and You Should Too

Love this one. Haven't laughed so much in a while. xD

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#226
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Re: Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles

#227
Wow, these aren't real?

-- Why I won't be your technical co-founder

-- How to design a CAPTCHA

-- Why I do not want to work for Google

-- The end of the web as we know it

-- Show HN: I'm working on an HTML5 game. I finally released it

-- Why I am building a new Google Wave

-- Learn Regex The Hard Way by Zed Shaw

-- Agile is a Lie

-- How to Learn Go

-- The Only Way to Improve Your UI

Re: Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles

#228
post #98

I was inspired by this comment https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6813162 I find that lookback of 2 generally creates more entertaining titles. Lookback of 3 usually seems to just splice together two titles (which can be hilarious, and is usually more grammatically correct), and lookback of 1 tends to generate more nonsense. Some fun ones I found just now: The Neuroscientist Who Discovered He Was a Teenage Hacker H…

Couldn't resist from posting these: -How Facebook is killing Linux on the desktop -MongoDB Raises $150 Million - And Still Isn't Difficult Enough To Watch HBO Shows -Facebook claims it can read your e-mail without a data plan -I am depressed and I need someone to talk to restaurants. -Ask PG: Will you share your data in plain English -France convicts Google Maps for iOS -Mars water surprise in Curiosity rover – I am…

Tears are streaming down my face from laughing so hard.
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