Funny, living in a rural area I have the opposite problem. I have a driveway that is an 1/8 of a mile long that is threatened by several beaver colonies trying to flood it out. Delivery drivers are terrified of my driveway because it has a reputation of eating their trucks. One time we replaced the water line that crosses out driveway and that evening a FedEx truck drove across it and, thanks to subsidence, the wheel…
That's gotta be a huge mailbox sir!
OR the post office could end its monopoly of your mailbox...