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The Onion quits print

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Re: The Onion quits print

#41

True story: in the '90s, I used to buy print editions of the Onion for $1 at the Tower Records at Bay and Columbus in SF. How times change.

Whenever I'm in Santa Cruz I pick up a copy of "Comic News" - they typically are in a newsrack machine with a broken coin mechanism. (There's a hole that you put your $1/copy into, honor system.)

http://thecomicnews.com

There is absolutely nothing like print for some things...

Re: The Onion quits print

#42
post #18

While I do like that everything is moving towards paperless, I hope we keep archives of all our knowledge in some permanent form. Should a world wide power failure or some other catastrophic event occur and we were "sent back to the stone age", the amount of knowledge we would lose from losing the internet is unimaginable.

If humans were still around after being sent back to the stone age (without 100% infrastructure destruction), how long would it take to figure out how to generate enough power to boot a computer? I would hope that there are enough humans who know what electricity is even at a basic level to be able to get some generators running within a couple of years. Even still, there should still be a few power sources left that would just require fuel and the flip of a switch.

If it's catastrophic enough that the event destroys all of our computers and generators forever, I would be doubtful that humans would still be around in any capacity where knowledge would be an important factor.

Re: The Onion quits print

#43

Reading The Onion every Saturday morning at the diner was one of my favorite habits. Their brand of satire works so well in the context of a traditional newspaper. Since they shut down print in New York City, I missed that a lot. I tried looking at the web site on a tablet over breakfast, but the presentation ruined it for me. While I was an avid reader of The Onion since college in the '90s, I've moved on. The web s…

There are a few fast-casual restaurants around Denver that I specifically go to knowing that I could read the Onion while eating a meal, it's sort of a shame to lose that. There are local papers too like Westword that I've fallen back on but the Onion was always top of the list.

Re: The Onion quits print

#44
post #18

While I do like that everything is moving towards paperless, I hope we keep archives of all our knowledge in some permanent form. Should a world wide power failure or some other catastrophic event occur and we were "sent back to the stone age", the amount of knowledge we would lose from losing the internet is unimaginable.

If humans were still around after being sent back to the stone age (without 100% infrastructure destruction), how long would it take to figure out how to generate enough power to boot a computer? I would hope that there are enough humans who know what electricity is even at a basic level to be able to get some generators running within a couple of years. Even still, there should still be a few power sources left that…

It's not just booting a computer though. Hypothetically, if Silicon Valley is wiped from the planet tomorrow at the same time as a massive EMP killing all electronics on earth simultaneously (extreme), its assumed we could get most of that data back. I'm guessing we'd lose a significant amount of information though.

The real loss would be the engineers -- without people manning these systems I'm not sure we're getting that data back very quickly. What if you lose the key players -- the people who have the passwords, the knowledge, and control over these systems? It's losing the combination to the worlds most valuable vault, but the vault is digital and restoring it takes privileged information.

Re: The Onion quits print

#45
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post #2

The Onion was in print??

They've actually been around since 1988, initially only in print. I have personally never seen a print copy, either.

One of my high school teachers had stacks of Onion compilation books in the classroom.

I was kicked out of that class more than once.

Re: The Onion quits print

#46
post #39

It's just a matter of time before someone starts a service to print out all of these online-only sites so you don't have to read them on a screen.

Ideally in broadsheet or tabloid form, with layout that can be specified by the content producer!

Re: The Onion quits print

#47

Reading The Onion every Saturday morning at the diner was one of my favorite habits. Their brand of satire works so well in the context of a traditional newspaper. Since they shut down print in New York City, I missed that a lot. I tried looking at the web site on a tablet over breakfast, but the presentation ruined it for me. While I was an avid reader of The Onion since college in the '90s, I've moved on. The web s…

I absolutely disagree. In recent years, I've found that The Onion has tightened up their news cycle considerably; they're addressing current events with more vigor and volume than ever without sacrificing their wit.

Re: The Onion quits print

#48

Reading The Onion every Saturday morning at the diner was one of my favorite habits. Their brand of satire works so well in the context of a traditional newspaper. Since they shut down print in New York City, I missed that a lot. I tried looking at the web site on a tablet over breakfast, but the presentation ruined it for me. While I was an avid reader of The Onion since college in the '90s, I've moved on. The web s…

Their videos are great, especially their series genre parodies. Sex House and Onion Talks are my favorites. Their brand of surreal/sardonic humor translates well to television.

Sex House is the pinnacle of entertainment.

Re: The Onion quits print

#49
As a Canadian who's never seen or even heard of a print edition of the Onion, it blows my mind that they've been around since 1988. I thought they were just a website. Even then I'm surprised the site has been around since '96. Even that's older than I would've expected.

Re: The Onion quits print

#50
post #5

I'll shed a single tear because I have nostalgia for the print version, but this isn't really such bad news. The Onion has evolved, not died. They grew quite successfully into digital (especially with video & social media), and they're now completing that transition by cutting off what has by now become a vestigial distribution channel.

I feel the same way. I loved when The Onion was in print in SF, but now I subscribe to the blog on my Kindle, and as a result read it far more often.
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