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Re: Java Virtual Machine in pure Node.js

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Post by KennyCason »

mitchty wrote: post #49
derleth wrote: post #23

Earlier quoted context omitted.

> JAVA Why did you spell it in all-caps here?

Everything enterprisey has to be in all caps and mean something that's trying to be cool. JAVA = Just Another Vague Acronym. That and you need to use xml for everything to be enterprise.

At least now in java things are going from XML to annotations :)

Re: Java Virtual Machine in pure Node.js

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Post by angersock »

epsylon wrote: post #68
angersock wrote: post #3

Finally, I can run JRuby on my node server!

From poster with similar project above: https://github.com/int3/doppio/wiki/Successes > We're also making progress on others, but we're not quite there yet: JRuby, Clojure, Scala REPL I think I just had a micro heart attack reading that.

It'd be interesting to port the JavaFX/GL stuff to WebGL...

...but I'd rather stab myself in the face with a screwdriver.

Re: Java Virtual Machine in pure Node.js

#73

Post by angersock »

mitchty wrote: post #49
derleth wrote: post #23

Earlier quoted context omitted.

> JAVA Why did you spell it in all-caps here?

Everything enterprisey has to be in all caps and mean something that's trying to be cool. JAVA = Just Another Vague Acronym. That and you need to use xml for everything to be enterprise.

XML is like violence: if it isn't working, you aren't using enough.

Re: Java Virtual Machine in pure Node.js

#74

Post by mbreese »

KennyCason wrote: post #71
mitchty wrote: post #49

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Everything enterprisey has to be in all caps and mean something that's trying to be cool. JAVA = Just Another Vague Acronym. That and you need to use xml for everything to be enterprise.

At least now in java things are going from XML to annotations :)

Hasn't that transition been going on for 6+ years now? I guess that's what counts as agile in the enterprise space.

Re: Java Virtual Machine in pure Node.js

#75

Post by agumonkey »

epsylon wrote: post #68
angersock wrote: post #3

Finally, I can run JRuby on my node server!

From poster with similar project above: https://github.com/int3/doppio/wiki/Successes > We're also making progress on others, but we're not quite there yet: JRuby, Clojure, Scala REPL I think I just had a micro heart attack reading that.

and clojurescript, circle is complete.

Re: Java Virtual Machine in pure Node.js

#78

Post by tomp »

agumonkey wrote: post #75
epsylon wrote: post #68

Earlier quoted context omitted.

From poster with similar project above: https://github.com/int3/doppio/wiki/Successes > We're also making progress on others, but we're not quite there yet: JRuby, Clojure, Scala REPL I think I just had a micro heart attack reading that.

and clojurescript, circle is complete.

You mean Rhino (the JavaScript engine written in Java)? :)
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