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Re: There's a coffeeshop called java.update() in GTA V

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Never mind that the function casts (coerces? constructs?) ints to bread and ints to bacon. Let alone how it's got a special "plus" operator that can work on bread/bacon and return a sandwich...

If you look carefully at the screenshot, you'll see that bread and bacon are declared to be ints above the method. =]

Clearly bad practice to be using raw integers here. They should at least be using enums.

public enum Ingredients { BREAD, BACON }

public enum Delicatessen { BACON_SANDWICH }

Re: There's a coffeeshop called java.update() in GTA V

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Do you have any screenshots of this computer setup with vim?

I think the colors resemble more Sublime Text's default theme. Here, by the way: http://i.imgur.com/FYce2kD.jpg

Yeh, I think it's definitely looking more like Sublime Text.

Re: There's a coffeeshop called java.update() in GTA V

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If you're a developer and haven't played this game yet, I wholly encourage you to do so, just to witness the technical feat that this game is. There is a simply baffling level of detail and surely one of the most sophisticated open world engines ever conceived under the hood. It is stunning what the rockstar devs have pulled off here.

Re: There's a coffeeshop called java.update() in GTA V

#38

It doesn't feel like it's enterprise enough to be realistic. class TwoBaconRashersInsideTwoSlicesOfBreadFactory { /* Make a sandwich * * Construct a foodstuff consisting of two slices * of bread with two slices of bacon. * @return TwoBaconRashersInsideTwoSlicesOfBread a sandwich */ Public TwoBaconRashersInsideTwoSlicesOfBread getSandwich () { BaconRasherFactory pig = new BaconRasherFactory(); BaconRasherInstance baco…

Language bashing is what characterizes our industry.

I have the dream that one day we will recognize languages as the tool they are and be mature enough to chose tools by utility and not by hype, hipness or pop culture and see there benefits and limitations.

Re: There's a coffeeshop called java.update() in GTA V

#39

And a hilariously detailed start-up with a (Dropbox inspired?) play room. There's also a hacker character whose convincingly detailed computer setup shows several VIM sessions (one on a portrait oriented monitor).

The attention to detail in this game is crazy

Know your audience.
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