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Wow -- you managed to call crass, vapid consumerism built around substandard unhealthy confection 'authentic and refreshing'. That's impressive. What would be more impressive is if Google hadn't sold out their userbase to Idiocracy-style co-branding with a diabetes inducing sugar product. In other news: This is a Pepsi Cola Comment: Maximize Your Thrist!
The measure of marketing is effectiveness, not moral validity. I'll let you judge that for yourself (and you clearly have).
That may be just a bit much.
I liked the rest of it though, it is fun.