How Google’s Jeff Dean became the Chuck Norris of the Internet
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Re: How Google’s Jeff Dean became the Chuck Norris of the Internet
#2"But if his fake accomplishments are hard to understand without a real computer-science background..."
I got no formal education, i still understood most of the puns.
Woop, feeling a little proud atm :D
Re: How Google’s Jeff Dean became the Chuck Norris of the Internet
#3I'm quite surprised we don't have Elon Musk facts yet.
Re: How Google’s Jeff Dean became the Chuck Norris of the Internet
#4The original Chuck Norris jokes were sarcastic. No one thought he was much of a bad-ass, but 90% of the people who stumble across Internet memes are too stupid to understand them.
That being said, Chuck Norris is a hell of a nice guy and I wish him the best, even if he isn't a bad-ass.
Re: How Google’s Jeff Dean became the Chuck Norris of the Internet
#5What! I thought Chuck Norris was the Chuck Norris of the Internet. Did Chuck Norris Facts existed before they were on the Internet? I think not. At most Chuck Norris is the Jeff Dean of the Internet.
Re: How Google’s Jeff Dean became the Chuck Norris of the Internet
#6The original Chuck Norris jokes were sarcastic. No one thought he was much of a bad-ass, but 90% of the people who stumble across Internet memes are too stupid to understand them. That being said, Chuck Norris is a hell of a nice guy and I wish him the best, even if he isn't a bad-ass.
> That being said, Chuck Norris is a hell of a nice guy and I wish him the best, even if he isn't a bad-ass.
You must be joking.
Re: How Google’s Jeff Dean became the Chuck Norris of the Internet
#7The work that Jeff Dean and colleagues at Google are doing is pretty mind blowing [1]. Sometimes, I feel that you need Google's scale of problems to be forced to push technology that way.
The joke at my company is that everytime Google publishes about one of their technology on a paper, they already have a next-gen version of it running internally.
[1]: http://google-opensource.blogspot.com/2013/08/learning-meani...
Re: How Google’s Jeff Dean became the Chuck Norris of the Internet
#8I'm quite surprised we don't have Elon Musk facts yet.
Theres http://shitelonsays.com/
Re: How Google’s Jeff Dean became the Chuck Norris of the Internet
#9I'm quite surprised we don't have Elon Musk facts yet.
Theres http://shitelonsays.com/
Re: How Google’s Jeff Dean became the Chuck Norris of the Internet
#10The work that Jeff Dean and colleagues at Google are doing is pretty mind blowing [1]. Sometimes, I feel that you need Google's scale of problems to be forced to push technology that way. The joke at my company is that everytime Google publishes about one of their technology on a paper, they already have a next-gen version of it running internally. [1]: http://google-opensource.blogspot.com/2013/08/learning-meani...
That's not a joke - it's true... The joke part of it is in: there are two types of systems at Google, the ones that are deprecated, and the ones that are not yet ready for production.