Ask HN: How Can I leave Syria now and get asylum in Europe (Germany)

Come to Sweden. The Swedish government hands out permanent residence to anyone who wants one.

Got 10 kids? Not a problem. Bring them along, the Swedes will gladly pay for everything without questions. They'll pay you so much money each month for all your kids and to help you along that you'll be making more than most middle-management here. And if you do encounter a Swede that questions why you wanted asylum in Sweden instead of another arab country with similar culture and language, just call him a racist. That'll shut him up.

Want some Swedish pussy on the side? Swedish girls are the most naive, PC-indoctrinated females on this side of the solar system. They'll sleep with you in a heartbeat. Feel like slapping her around to teach her her place? That's ok, she'll forgive you and excuse the behaviour with "that's his culture and we must be understanding of other Swedes' cultures". All schoolkids are taught that all immigrants, each and every one, is just as valuable and productive member of Swedish society as even the most hard-working Swede.

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I would also advise against Germany, one of the problems is that people who seek asylum in Germany are not allowed to work. ( I know nothing about other countries, but if you work for an Australian company, it would perhaps best to ask them for help.)

Good luck and stay safe.

I think you are likely to have greater luck on a working visa than as an 'asylum' seeker (which European governments consider themselves flooded by, and you'll have to prove specific persecution in your home country rather than skills in your job). What you need is the right visa which your skills can qualify you for and will lead to permanent residency or citizenship. This will vary by country. A difficulty with Germany may be that a lot of the process will be hard to understand if you can't read German.

Good luck to you. I (white Australian) visited Syria a few years ago. Every piece of news I hear now from Syria just saddens me.

I'd be curious what a fellow hacker on the other side of the world thinks about the current situation.

Might be worth contacting these guys for advice: http://www.deutschsyrischegesellschaft.de/ (I just googled my way to this, so I don't know how helpful they are)