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I have a little farm-house at the end of a dead end street. No traffic, nearest neighbor 100 meters and he's doesn't own a leafblower. Clear view of the fields in three directions for the next 5 miles or so, 20,000 sq ft lot. It's been up for sale for 2 years, if you're interested ;) http://www.funda.nl/koop/oudezijl/huis-4510315-oudezijl-1/fo... Ideal spot for quiet hacking and that new YC EU headquarters!
I'm going to be your neighbor! Just have to convince my wife. But serious: I've got family living 1 km away from your place and they always notice cars passing by because it rarely happens.
You're getting dangerously close to figuring out why it is up for sale ;)