Forgive me for not being hip but why try so hard to put JS in new places? It seems to be just an unfortunate historical accident that JS is one of the most popular languages in the world - does anyone actually like it compared to other modern scripting languages? Could we invest in CoffeeScript instead, at the very least?
I like my functions as first class citizens. I like my prototypes and my inheritance model. I like my callbacks and my closures. I like how I can move from client-side, to server-side, to my TV, all with the same language. I like how easy it is for beginners to produce something useful and for seasoned developers to produce something good.
There are many other languages that share such traits but Javascript is one of the few that can be picked up by beginners interested in any field (eg: games, web, apps) and keep surprising you. It is extremely powerful in the hands of those that devote time to learn how things work. Its one of the few languages that you can learn as a beginner and keep with you as you become a better programmer.
I don't think it should be the only language someone knows but it should be a language that everybody knows.
So yes, there are people who like javascript.