Fuck Off As A Service (FOAAS) • Hacker News Board

Re: Fuck Off As A Service (FOAAS)

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Post by MartinMcGirk » Fri, Jul 19, 2013, 11:42 AM UTC

lotsofcows wrote: post #4

I think there's an extraneous parameter in /this/:from Oh, and minor niggle, you haven't replaced :from in the final three examples. Also, please can you add localisation? The word "donut" makes me feel physically sick. http://foaas.com/you/%22donuts%22/lotsofcows

I too feel this pain acutely, to combat it I wrote a small and VERY basic JavaScript file a while ago to change this on the fly on a webpage based on your GeoIP location. https://github.com/MartinMcGirk/English.JS

Re: Fuck Off As A Service (FOAAS)

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Post by nicholassmith » Fri, Jul 19, 2013, 11:43 AM UTC

They should put the source up somewhere, I'd love to see what the filthy minds of the hacker community could add on.

Re: Fuck Off As A Service (FOAAS)

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Post by kiplinger » Fri, Jul 19, 2013, 11:45 AM UTC

How usefully useless

Re: Fuck Off As A Service (FOAAS)

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Post by 16s » Fri, Jul 19, 2013, 11:49 AM UTC

Telnet is simpler... I call this my random insult service and it can run on any TCP port. It's not as rude as saying "Fuck Off" as it is meant to be humorous and is intended for all the script-kiddie port scanners out there:

    telnet 108.4.184.93

Re: Fuck Off As A Service (FOAAS)

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Post by abdel » Fri, Jul 19, 2013, 11:53 AM UTC

i like the roadmap

Re: Fuck Off As A Service (FOAAS)

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Post by binarymax » Fri, Jul 19, 2013, 11:53 AM UTC

Feature request:

     /shakespeare/:name/:from

returns ':name, Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch! - :from'

e.g. /shakespeare/Falstaff/Prince%20Henry returns 'Falstaff, Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch! - Prince Henry'