Saddest phone support request you'll ever hear

I think it’s entirely reasonable for Dreamhost to post this, and it’s completely fair for more than half of the commenters to gain enjoyment from someone else’s distress. If he didn’t want to be ridiculed, he shouldn’t have been so upset about a situation that we don’t understand, should he?

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and throw faeces at the disabled kids from the local school, in order to stave off the boredom until lunchtime.