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Just scroll on the site itself
They should have included more text to allow more scrolling.
or shorten your window
The Onion releases fartscroll.js
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Re: The Onion releases fartscroll.js
#12Demo?
make your window smaller to allow more scrolling / farting.
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#13The Internet is finally useful. Thanks, The Onion!
On a side note, I can't be the only one trying to memorize the embedded Base64 representations of fart mp3s, can I? That would kill at parties.
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#14Now I am no longer the only one that makes fart noises as they scroll!
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#15this is how you get your kid jnto programmig
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#16this is how you get your kid jnto programmig
my thoughts exactly!
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#17The Onion.
That is all!
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#18The sounds are included directly in the JS, which is pretty neat: https://github.com/theonion/fartscroll.js/blob/master/fartsc...
And in ogg as well as mp3, to boot. Settling once and for all the great question which of these two codecs is more efficient at encoding flatulence.
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#19The Internet is finally useful. Thanks, The Onion! On a side note, I can't be the only one trying to memorize the embedded Base64 representations of fart mp3s, can I? That would kill at parties.
Oh yes, the suspense and rollercoaster thrill of the "watching a person type a 2100 character string" setup would just make the "listen to a half-second fart noise" that much more amazing.
Re: The Onion releases fartscroll.js
#20Brilliant. Thanks HTML5