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That's not conspicuous at all. And like zebras, there's no benefit unless everyone else is doing it.
Dazzle camouflage isn't meant to hide you in your surroundings, but rather make it more difficult to assess the geometry -- how large you are, where you are heading, etc.
It's more for confusing the lion running after the zebra, than an attempt hide from the lion.