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Is anybody operating at Heroku's scale offering centralized request routing queues? At what price?
Not that I know of but that's why I'm saying it would be a premium product. Likely pricing would have to scale with the number of dynos running behind the router. But that's the service people thought they were getting and what they wanted. If Heroku prices out the intelligent routing and says; "Ok you can have intelligent routing with your current backend stack, but it's going to cost you $25/mo for evert 10 dynos,…
Aside from that, I am extremely sympathetic to Heroku's engineering point here --- it's obviously hard for HN to extract the engineering from the drama in this case! Randomized dispatch seems like an eminently sound engineering solution to the request routing problem, and the problems actually implementing it in production seem traceable almost entirely to††† the ways Rails managed to set back scalable web request dispatch by roughly a decade††††.
††† IT IS ALL LOVE WITH ME AND THIS POINT COMING UP HERE...
†††† ...it was probably worth it!