Fizz Buzz: Enterprise Edition
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Fizz Buzz: Enterprise Edition
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#2Funny, but a little too obvious.
What if you did a Poe's Law version of this? That is, try to create the most contrived parody of a solution to FizzBuzz possible, but one which still fools at least 50% of interviewers into thinking it's a legitimate response.
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#3I got about 4 levels deep in the folder hierarchy before I got disgusted and had to close the tab.
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#4refactored:
class F{public static void main(String[]a){for(int i=0;i++0?"":"Fizz")+(i%5>0?i%3>0?""+i:"":"Buzz"));}}
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#5This would be hilarious if it weren't so painfully accurate for some code bases I've had the misfortune of working with.
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#6lol, cracked me up.
I met some c# guy who did the whole enterprise thing in his version, but it wasn't tongue in cheek at all.
in my head I went, this is why the whole ms enterprise stack sucks balls. the sad part is that they actually think it's good to abstract away something really simple.
EDIT: removed the link, sorry for offending you dude
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#7lol, cracked me up. I met some c# guy who did the whole enterprise thing in his version, but it wasn't tongue in cheek at all. in my head I went, this is why the whole ms enterprise stack sucks balls. the sad part is that they actually think it's good to abstract away something really simple. EDIT: removed the link, sorry for offending you dude
"in my head I went, this is why the whole ms enterprise stack sucks balls."
Brilliant. So, if some random programmer built some way-over-complicated Javascript solution, would you think that the entire web platform "sucks balls"?
"the sad part is that they actually think it's good to abstract away something really simple."
Who is they? Microsoft, this random c# guy or all c# programmers? If you answer anything but "random c# guy", I'd like your evidence please.
Also, let's see some of your code please. Not fizzbuzz. I wanna see some of your real life code.
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#8This would be hilarious if it weren't so painfully accurate for some code bases I've had the misfortune of working with.
This is my day job in a nutshell. Somewhere around the 5th folder click I couldn't decide if I wanted to laugh or cry.
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#9I love this. I just wish it was a joke. This is a daily reality for so many of us.
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#10Where's the build script?