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Hacker News Parody Thread

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#201
The author couldn't be more wrong. Eating animals is always wrong. Would you eat your own dog? Or little brother? They are made of meat as well. I wouldn't eat my own dog and my little brother, well, if he was a gingerbread boy maybe.

Re: Hacker News Parody Thread

#202

Earlier quoted context omitted.

want my dotfiles? I added a cool hack that lets you do hjkl by rubbing your penis on the ipad screen. You have to map it with your DNA though.

See, dotfiles like yours are why there's not more women in technology. As a feminist, I demand that your dotfiles be made inclusive by also accepting input from boobs. Also, who uses h and l anymore? It's 2013, you should be using w and b.

It's open source, fucking do it yourself.
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