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Hacker News Parody Thread

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Re: Hacker News Parody Thread

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post #106

OP here: Thanks for the positive response, HN. The comments here are hilarious . Way to embrace the spirit. :-) Just in case it wasn't noticed by many, note that all the links on the page are mini-jokes as well. Replies, navigation, everything.

How about if you mouse over the upvote button the sow vote button jumps up under your cursor!

Re: Hacker News Parody Thread

#172
post #106

OP here: Thanks for the positive response, HN. The comments here are hilarious . Way to embrace the spirit. :-) Just in case it wasn't noticed by many, note that all the links on the page are mini-jokes as well. Replies, navigation, everything.

How about if you mouse over the upvote button the down vote button jumps up under your cursor!

Re: Hacker News Parody Thread

#173
post #111

Earlier quoted context omitted.

It already has.

The question is whether we control it.

Councillor Harmann: Of course not. How could they? The idea is pure nonsense. But... it does make one wonder... just... what is control?

~ The matrix revolutions

Re: Hacker News Parody Thread

#175

At the risk of a) being wrong and b) breaking the 4th wall by not conforming to said stereotype, looks like both my username and my tendency to ramble just within the limits of OT have been parodied there.... Oh well, if that's actually the case, then I'm honored :) EDIT: btw, hate my username and emailed PG to get it changed; he said it's not currently possible in the code. Wouldn't want him poking around the DB for…

Yeah. My freenode account is EpochWolf and it mocks me every time I log in. :(

Re: Hacker News Parody Thread

#176

Good god this was funny, right down to the usernames. But now its time to be very HN about it. > Rats, top comments will be impossible to beat. Actually I think I have a solution to this, though its just guesswork. I'm not particularly well known here (or anywhere), but either people actually like the words I say, or I simply have yet to make a complete ass out of myself. (I think one of these is more plausible, but…

> Alas I don't know for certain, but my guess is that if you have a high average karma then your posts are automatically weighted higher, so you can inject your opinion into almost any topic at any time. This affords me the luxury of being a contradictory whine even if I come late to the party! One thing I dislike about the 'average karma' is that it discourages engaging in an extended discussion. For example, if you…

The metric which would be a tad closer to ideal would be some average of u/t where u := the number of users who upvoted a given comment, t := total number of users who saw that comment. Where "saw" can mean either "the comment was already there when the user loaded the comments page", or, if you want to get fancy, "the comment was within the browser's viewport long enough to be read" (which some clever JavaScript can tell you.)

Re: Hacker News Parody Thread

#178

I disagree with the author. This isn't exactly a parody thread. A parody is "an imitative work created to mock, comment on or trivialise an original work" [1]. For one thing, I would hardly call Hacker News comments "original work", and a simple creation like this hardly captures the full scope and breadth of comments on here. Furthermore, I'm not really sure why this belongs on HN, because it's not very technical, a…

I don't understand why you're making this so complicated. This problem can be easily solved using unix pipes. There's no need to complicate your technology stack with extraneous definitions of "parody".

Or you can use Lisp S-expressions, which are much more elegant and powerful.

Re: Hacker News Parody Thread

#179
The first thing i did when i opened your link knowing it was a parody was to check how many responses to the article there were. And there were too many. Way too many.

Comments on Hacker News more often than not go into the meta almost immediately, and constantly, so there's usually one comment with well over half of the op's responses nested under it. I use a userscript for HN for this exact reason.

It's upsetting, to be honest.

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