So the issue here is two-fold: - It's very hard to do 'intelligent routing' at scale. - Random routing plays poorly with request times with a really bad tail (median is 50ms, 99th is 3 seconds) The solution here is to figure out why your 99th is 3 seconds. Once you solve that, randomized routing won't hurt you anymore. You hit this exact same problem in a non-preemptive multi-tasking system (like gevent or golang).
It's not an insurmountable problem by any measure, and it's definitely worth it.