It's crazy they they sell a very conventional, understandable thing, a globally recognizable product of unlimited magic, that nearly every person of means in the world has or wants—and yet the market hammers them hard on a 0.7% miss on expected revenue in a quarter with 8% fewer days than 2012Q1. Here's what I think they should do: Tim Cook needs to become a narcissistic billionaire who parrots about polyamory and mi…
I could start a business selling $100 bills for $99.99 and report back enormous revenue numbers. Hell, I could probably match Amazon's losses and revenues to a T - maybe Wall Street will reward me with a 2000 P/E ratio.