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Could it be people doing Claude/GPT automations and they just can't handle it?
Unplanned outage timing is never good but this is really not good. https://www.salesforce.com/dreamforce/ Sept 15-17
This is what happens when more than half the company is away attending the Salesforce cult-indoctrination stuff while spending all their bandwidth making customers/partners feel good.... The stuff that matters to keep the lights on gets overlooked.
Despite all of the snark here, in my experience Salesforce SRE team is quite competent. The engineering challenges of running a large PaaS - not just with own apps, but with millions of customer-written apps running on it - are quite interesting, and sadly things happen. The status page makes sense to actual customers, it's the particular "pods" where a given service runs.
Seemingly meaningful IDs
Search
Region filter
Email update signup
Predictable URLs for instance status so they can be deep linked in runbooks
What appears to be the actual live instance status.
What appears to be the actual live service status in each instance.
An update log with frequent detailed updates.
Despite all of the snark here, in my experience Salesforce SRE team is quite competent. The engineering challenges of running a large PaaS - not just with own apps, but with millions of customer-written apps running on it - are quite interesting, and sadly things happen. The status page makes sense to actual customers, it's the particular "pods" where a given service runs.
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This is what happens when more than half the company is away attending the Salesforce cult-indoctrination stuff while spending all their bandwidth making customers/partners feel good.... The stuff that matters to keep the lights on gets overlooked.
Arguably, making customers and partners feel good is the more important part of the business
Earlier quoted context omitted.
This is what happens when more than half the company is away attending the Salesforce cult-indoctrination stuff while spending all their bandwidth making customers/partners feel good.... The stuff that matters to keep the lights on gets overlooked.
Arguably, making customers and partners feel good is the more important part of the business
Have you tried turning it off and then on again? > We're no longer pursuing restarts as a path to remediation. Oh you have
Kind of surprised they admit they're going to try restarting and see what happens. I'm sure it happens everywhere but nobody admits it. > We've attempted a rolling restart on one of the impacted instances to see if that resolves the issue. At least it didn't fix the problem so they can actually start finding the real cause. > We're no longer pursuing restarts as a path to remediation. Why isn't the AI they sell telli…
Doing data engineering work with Salesforce data is an exercise on archeology, psychology and organizational politics.
Slop is basically the ontological and teleological philosophy behind Salesforce very existence. Despite the official discourse that the "No Software" meant no infrastructure, no toil with updates and configuration, the subtext as intended for executives was very clear: "No need for you to be blocked by those pricks from engineering and their stupid, bureaucratic and gatekeeping rules".
"No software" was a call-to-arms to a certain subset of managers that were radicalized by Nicholas Carr's 2023 HBR article "IT Doesn't matter". It doesn't matter that Carr was a journalist and a writer with a masters in English that has never ever run even a small bodega, or has never managed an IT department. Anti-intellectualism and the abundance of capital brought in by the petrodollar that allowed the US government to run deficits year by year while exporting the ensuing inflationary effects to rest of world, would ensure that this message would ressonate and then even be amplified during the years of ZIRP and the Baillouts. Play fast and loose, first come, first served, a rising tide rises all boats and all that jazz. Wall Street favors bold, and the heck with the long term! This quarter will only live once!
Frankly, this is just poetic justice: Kill by slop, be killed by slop.
Ah yes. Exactly what a status page should look like: an endless list of random ID’s that don’t mean anything and no information whatsoever At least salesforce is consistent with their design language