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Similar conversation I've had with my partner in the past few hours: Me: it's beside the piano Her: Which piano? Me: The Ensoniq upstairs
Are you the staring Brazilian piano player?
No, I just have a terrible psychological condition where I cannot say the word "no" when someone says "Hey EB I have this thing sitting in a cupboard, take it off my hands for 20 quid".