Doesn't just sound like it, it is. That's life for you. That's what I'm pointing out to you. [0]
Just consider your own example. Do you think a less or more "rebellious look" is not something designers can actually ellicit? Less so in software design, sure, but in character design for example? Or general product design? Do you think e.g. Monster energy drinks are branded the way they are completely due to happenstance or something?
Except people don't usually put numbers to it, because they understand that that's hard to defend. You're the one who's describing such an idea, and wants such a thing to happen, classifying anything else as just vibes (that's the point!) and unhingedness. You're handwaving the difficulty and fundamentally limited nature of that, assuming that it is some laziness or mental delusion that's preventing it instead. You're also pretending as if it was somehow not real as a result. What I'm telling you is that you're wrong about that. Any kind of qualitative analysis that's actually defensible with these is genuinely difficult and limited in nature. See also all the opining about benchmaxxing. It also doesn't mean they're useless though, see also benchmarking.
The guy above didn't put numbers to his vibe assessment, they just drew a comparison, exactly because they know that there's not much else they can earnestly offer. You're sulking at them not lying to you by overstating their rigor, and you're flipping the arrow as if this limitation was some sort of mistake, not a necessary and intrinsic property, which it absolutely is. Natural language is an inherently subjective medium.
[0] In fancier and more mathematical terms: https://abeljansma.nl/2026/07/10/truth-is-not-a-direction.ht...