Maryland Closes More of Cunningham Falls State Park After Second Beaver Attack
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#3"Beaver Attack" was not on my 2026 Hacker News headline bingo card
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#4"Beaver attacks on people are rare and are thought to primarily involve rabid animals" - the article
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#5Confirmed rabies positive by the way.
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#7> The injured fisherman in today’s attack, a 19-year-old male, appeared to have sustained a bite to the ankle and transported himself
A disease that propagates itself by making animals want to bite other animals. I suppose rabies is the base phenomenon behind the zombie meme. It's also a good description of a large fraction of social media posts.
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#9https://web.archive.org/web/20260806195522/https://news.mary...
Thanks! The original link gave me a 403 only.
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#10This must be payback for us harvesting their delicious anal glands all those years ago.
https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2014/03/26/293406191/do...